WESTLEY
    I mean, what are the three terrors of the Fire Swamp? One, the flame
    spurts. No problem. There's a popping sound preceding each, we can
    avoid that. Two, the Lightning Sand. But you were clever enough to
    discover what that looks like, so in the future we can avoid that too.
BUTTERCUP
    Westley, what about the R.O.U.S.'s?
WESTLEY
    Rodents of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist... 
And as he says that, a R.O.U.S. comes flying at him from off-screen.
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        BUTTERCUP,
screaming and --
Westley, pinned under the attacking R.O.U.S., trying to fend it off.
Can't. The thing's teeth sink deep into his arm. He howls.
Westley drives a fist into the beast's face, rolling it off. He reaches
for his sword just a few feet away, but the R.O.U.S. is back atop him.
It's a fierce battle, and just when we think Westley can't possibly win,
he flips the ugly rodent clear.
Westley scrambles for his sword. The R.O.U.S. stampedes on, changing its
target, heading right for --
Buttercup, and she's scared to death and --
BUTTERCUP
    Westley!
Westley abandons his sword, reaching for the rodent, grabbing only a
tail, wrestling with it. Buttercup grabs a small branch, and using it as
a club, beats the skull of the thing, doing pretty well, but the beast
manages to snag her hem with its razor teeth, and she's pulled to the
ground, and
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        WESTLEY,
jumping onto its back, and the R.O.U.S. is all over him now, sinking
needle teeth into Westley's shoulder.
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        WESTLEY,
with death close at hand, as a popping sound starts. He tries one
desperate move, rolls into the sound --
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        A FLAME spurt
shooting skyward and --
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        WESTLEY,
with the R.O.U.S. pinned under him, and as the beast bursts into flame,
it lets go and Westley rolls safely free, grabs his sword and
exhaustedly stabs the R.O.U.S., which is trying to put itself out.
The R.O.U.S. collapses dead. Westley stands motionless, exhausted. The